Espanyol? (shakes his head)
Mexicaaaan !!! (no!)
Braa-zilleean!(smile)
Indiano?(pulling at the white and blue tee – ITALIANO!)
And finally, the truth – (Nepal) NEPAL? BEACHES? ( no, no .. mount everest?) oh, oh.. (okay, at least he knows)
But never Singaporean. Why not? Is that somewhere in china?
When you travel Europe, you realise why the Americans are so hated here.